Sunday, December 26, 2021

8-bit christmas {december 26, 2021}

It's Sunday, December 26, 2021...The last Sunday of the month...the last Sunday of 2021.

How was Christmas? Ours was very good…House was filled with family … 

Food and gifts and fun…

A and J leave to celebrate Christmas with J's family...

More football today…
1 p.m. Bucs (19-4) vs Carolina Panthers (5-9)

T and I take a walk. Even though we're tired, we just had to move. A small rainbow graced the sky. I smiled as I thought of my mom and dad and three dogs who have left this earth.


The rest of us are pretty much slugs for the rest of the day. We watch a cheesy Christmas movie, "8-Bit Christmas," a flashback to 1988 about a young boy's quest for a Nintendo NES console. There were so many growing up elements for my kids, I mean young adults: ogreish bullies, Boy Scouts, baseball cards, puke and poop jokes, the "Diarrhea Song..."

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel a little splatter!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When you're standing on a stoop,
and you see some juicy poop!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When you're heading into first
and you feel your insides burst,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!!

When you're sliding into third,
and you feel a juicy turd!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

Some people think it's funny,
But it's really brown and runny!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When you're climbing up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When you feel your tummy bubble
And your ass says "Here comes trouble!"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea. 

When you thinks it's just the toots
But you're filling up you're boots!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

I'm sure there are plenty more verses but it's time to cut the crap and be done! 💩💩💩

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