Friday, August 11, 2023

the friday feed: what would you "dew?" ? {august 11, 2023}


Dew you like hotdogs? Dew you think you’d eat these?


Not me. I dewn’t eat meat that is radioactive green.


I remember back in the day Heinz made different colored ketchups. The first was “Blastin’ Green,” in honor of the movie Shrek. My kids were all about the green ketchup so I bought a bottle. I couldn’t stomach it. It reminded me of a bodily secretion from a kid. Nasty.


Green is a good color for things that are supposed to be green. When meat is green, that is a go signal to pitch it.


Now, the only question remaining is how many of these bad boys do we think Joey Chestnut could put away in 10 minutes?


1 comment:

  1. No, no, no, nononononononononono, that is just not right.

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