Dew you like hotdogs? Dew you think you’d eat these?
Not me. I dewn’t eat meat that is radioactive green.
I remember back in the day Heinz made different colored ketchups. The first was “Blastin’ Green,” in honor of the movie Shrek. My kids were all about the green ketchup so I bought a bottle. I couldn’t stomach it. It reminded me of a bodily secretion from a kid. Nasty.
Green is a good color for things that are supposed to be green. When meat is green, that is a go signal to pitch it.
Now, the only question remaining is how many of these bad boys do we think Joey Chestnut could put away in 10 minutes?
No, no, no, nononononononononono, that is just not right.
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