Snaaaaaake!

I was in the grass cutting "zone"...thinking about cutting the grass, planting my vegetable garden, and compiling a list of chores to get done that day. All at once I see this. 

First thought, "Oh my God a snake." 

I was going at a pretty good pace and my second thought was, "Don't run over it because there will be snake guts all over the yard." Ew. 

Third thought, "Get a grip. It's a stick." 

Yep. It's a stick.